102 uses for a microwave

The folks over at U-Starvin were kind enough to experiment on all sorts of strange items in their microwave. I do have a couple of questions for them on their experiments: exactly how much alcohol was consumed prior to thinking this was a good idea? was anyone aware of exactly how toxic burning plastic can be? how many IQ points were lost in the making of those films? did any of these attempts result in the fire alarm sounding? All that aside, my favorite had to be the microwaved Christmas lights. *Disclaimer: 102 uses were not found at the aforementioned website. However, I'm sure you could find that many if you searched the Internet. And as always - do not try this at home. Technorati tag: microwave