Unicorn Turds
| Everything really is for sale on the Internet (but apparently not eBay). For $10 of your hard earned American dollars (plus shipping) - you too can own cat crap rolled in glitter and covered in epoxy!!!! Mind you this is the Official Unicorn Turds webpage. What I want to know is - who the flip would have an unofficial one? I almost feel like I need to put up a hot line for people who might even consider spending their money on this. Although, I think if they really wanted to buy something like this - a hotline would not be enough to stop them (now thorazine is another story). As Seen on Chaos Theory |



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Iason Ragnar Bellerophon said ... (7/17/2006 12:32 AM) :
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Belhoste said ... (7/18/2006 7:11 PM) :
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Iason Ragnar Bellerophon said ... (8/29/2007 12:37 PM) :
post a commentI think it is amazing how many people don't realize that I was joking.
Jason Robert Bell, the one and only offical unicorn turd dealer
Real or fake isn't even relevant. The big question is: How many of them have you sold?
About 50 or so, people need something to believe in!
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