Top 10 Lip Balms

These have got to be the all time greatest lip balms out there. Of course this is just in my very humble opinion. It is also in my order for them - with my very favorite as the Number One lip balm of all time. I am not actually recommending the use of any of them, I just find them highly amusing. I even own a couple of different sticks of a few of these - most remain un-opened in their original packaging. 10. DIY Lip Balm : Just in case you can't find a combination tube of pomegranate, watermelon, and lychee anywhere else. 9. Total Bitch Lip Balm: There are definitely days that this is an appropriate choice. 8. Weight Loss Lip Balm: Eat about 8 tubes a day to lose weight. 7. The Merry Hempsters Cinnamon Vegan Hemp Lip Balm: Hemp using treehuggers get chapped lips too. 6. Pussy Pucker Pots (possibly NSFW): Only a lesbian could have come up with the name for this lip balm. 5. ChopSaver Lip Balm : Muscians swear by this stuff - I just think the name is great. 4. Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm: This goes on very nicely after a caffeinated soap shower in the mornings. 3. Chicken Poop Lip Balm: You just can't make this stuff up. 2. Twinkies Flavored Lip Balm : It would have been nice if they had of made it out of real Twinkies - who wants just the flavor? 1. Tick Lip Balm with Topper: The real kicker for this one being number one - it has its own topper. This list is inspired by a dear friend of mine with a lip balm addiction. But she is almost hard-core and will only use 100% pure Chap Stick. I would recommend buying the Speak Out Lip Care Stick to support a good cause. Technorati tag: top 10 lip balm