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Top 10 Lip Balms

These have got to be the all time greatest lip balms out there. Of course this is just in my very humble opinion. It is also in my order for them - with my very favorite as the Number One lip balm of all time. I am not actually recommending the use of any of them, I just find them highly amusing. I even own a couple of different sticks of a few of these - most remain un-opened in their original packaging.

DIY Lip Balm
10. DIY Lip Balm : Just in case you can't find a combination tube of pomegranate, watermelon, and lychee anywhere else.
Total Bitch Lip Balm
9. Total Bitch Lip Balm: There are definitely days that this is an appropriate choice.
Weight Loss Lip Balm
8. Weight Loss Lip Balm: Eat about 8 tubes a day to lose weight.
Hemp Lip Balm
7. The Merry Hempsters Cinnamon Vegan Hemp Lip Balm: Hemp using treehuggers get chapped lips too.
Pussy Pucker Pots Lip Balm
6. Pussy Pucker Pots (possibly NSFW): Only a lesbian could have come up with the name for this lip balm.
ChopSaver Lip Balm
5. ChopSaver Lip Balm : Muscians swear by this stuff - I just think the name is great.
Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm
4. Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm: This goes on very nicely after a caffeinated soap shower in the mornings.
Chicken Poop Lip Balm
3. Chicken Poop Lip Balm: You just can't make this stuff up.
Twinkies Flavored Lip Balm
2. Twinkies Flavored Lip Balm : It would have been nice if they had of made it out of real Twinkies - who wants just the flavor?
Tick Lip Balm with Topper
1. Tick Lip Balm with Topper: The real kicker for this one being number one - it has its own topper.

This list is inspired by a dear friend of mine with a lip balm addiction. But she is almost hard-core and will only use 100% pure Chap Stick.
I would recommend buying the Speak Out Lip Care Stick to support a good cause.

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Anonymous Dan Gosling said ... (7/06/2006 10:02 PM) : 

Hi Belhoste

I am Dan Gosling, the creator of ChopSaver. I am honored to make your Top 10 Lip Balms list. How did you hear about my product? Just curious.

All the best,



Blogger Belhoste said ... (7/10/2006 12:05 PM) : 

Dan - I love the name of your lip balm. How could it fail to make my top 10 list with a name like that :0) I found your product via a lip balm search using Google - I also remember reading a couple of reviews somewhere about it (I can't recall where though). I haven't found it available here locally though (in Oklahoma). If you know where I could get some here, I would appreciate the information.


Blogger StillWater said ... (7/12/2006 6:07 AM) : 

Wow, thats interesting that a woman consumes over 4 to 9 lbs of lipstick in her lifetime! Here is the link that I found that shows all of the research:



Blogger Belhoste said ... (7/18/2006 7:10 PM) : 

There are worse tasting things that a woman could consume 4-9 pounds of in her lifetime ;-)


Blogger javajive said ... (8/11/2006 1:46 PM) : 

Excellent list! Check out our favorites at Chaptastic.



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