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4.11.2006

Math for a perfect ass

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(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the "ideal female ass" in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England:

"S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite."
Oh puhleez - if you need a math formula to determine if someone (female or otherwise) has a great ass, then you don't need math - you need glasses. Via Boing Boing.

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