Card Carrying Lesbian

Do lesbians carry cards? Is there a need for a lesbian to carry a card? If a lesbian carried a card that said "Lesbian Card" what would she do with it? MBNA/BOA have teamed up with Olivia to provide a credit card that offers Olivia cruise and travel points as part of the rewards program. Sounds about the same as having one of the World Series of Poker credit cards or the Star Trek credit card. "CardTrak's headline on this reads "Lesbian Card," which for some reason makes me giggle: I can imagine someone whipping it out and announcing, "Yeah, I'm a card-carrying lesbian." from Dustbury Personally, I find that explaining the difference between a reciprocating saw and a jigsaw usually does the trick :0) My only issue with this card is that it only comes in three colors: orange, blue, and pink. I think they needed to have at least purple or maybe a rainbow colored option to have fully sold me on this. Technorati tags: lesbian